Editorial, Opinion

INTERROBANG

During the presidential debate Monday night, President Barack Obama delivered the line, “Governor, we have fewer horses and bayonets because the history of our military’s changed.” So, we here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what items each school would consider outdated.

COM students would consider the latest iPhone outdated.

CGS students would consider Lisa Frank notebooks outdated.

SMG students would consider beepers outdated.

CFA students would consider well-fitting clothes outdated.

BU Athletics would consider football outdated.

Dean Elmore would consider hair outdated.

The FreeP would consider typewriters outdated.

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