Editorial, Opinion

INTERROBANG

If you live in Leeds or Manchester, get a parking ticket ASAP. Town Centre Car Parks is temporarily accepting horse chestnuts to pay off parking tickets to raise awareness about carbon emissions. We here at the good ol’ Free Press wondered what each college could easily barter for their parking tickets. 

COM: Daily retweets.

CFA: They’ll draw you like one of their French girls.

SHA: Complimentary continental breakfast.

SMG: They’ll just give you the car.

Dean Elmore: Dinner at Eastern Standard.

President Brown: He’ll use our tuition money.

BU Athletics: Tickets to the Beanpot.

The FreeP: Free advertising.

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