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INTERROBANG

You know those people that built Stonehenge? Well, University of Buckingham researchers recently discovered that those people ate roasted toads. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what people on campus would feast on while hard at work.

CFA: Cigarettes and coffee.

SAR: Clif Bars.

SMG: Caviar and quarters.

COM: Free pizza that draws students to COM events.

Dean Elmore: Anything from Eastern Standard.

President Brown: Tuition and student loans.

BU Athletics: One of everything.

The FreeP: Bertucci’s Rolls.

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