A sleepwalking woman stumbled onto the T tracks Monday. Luckily there were no trains closeby and almost a dozen people pulled her back to safety. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering where is the worst or most awkward place members of the BU community would stumble into when sleepwalking.
SED: They fall asleep in nap time then walk into the principal’s office.
SMG: Down those precarious stairs in the SMG building.
COM: Into a math class.
SHA: Into an open job interview for Motel 6.
Dean Elmore: Onto his Vespa and around the Chestnut Hill Resevoir at the Boston College campus.
President Brown: Into a salary negotiation meeting.
BU Athletics: Into the opposing team’s locker room.
The FreeP: That’s assuming we sleep.
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