Some drunken French teenagers scouted out a circus in Bordeaux to kidnap a zebra. According to BuzzFeed, the llama named Serge seemed more keen on an adventure, so the boys took him on a tram tour of the city. Sadly, after several drunken tweets with Serge, the conductor of the tram called the police and the boys were arrested. The circus did not file any charges because Serge seemed happy. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering which animal people at BU would steal, and where they would take their new travel buddy.
COM: Take an owl to help them with Hootsute.
ENG: They’d find penguins of all sizes and take them to Photonics … to do light experiments or something cool.
CFA: A mantis shrimp to help critique their next piece.
CGS: They, too, would take a llama. This one would be named Tina and they’d get quesadillas at Cheeseology.
SMG: They’d steal a tiger and bring it on a jet plane to their island on a gold leash.
President Brown: He’d get a hairless cat named Mr. Bigglesworth and just bring it everywhere.
BU Athletics: All of the Boston terriers in town to create a Super Terrier to attack BC.
The FreeP: We would steal the sports associate’s dog named Clancy and keep it in the office.
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