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So several colleges and universities are developing their own signature fragrances. If you are lucky enough to be a Texas A&M University student, you’ll have the greatest fragrance available next fall. According to Masik Collegiate Fragrances, the new scent will capture the “timeless honor of Aggie traditions.” We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what scent people at BU would wear, and possibly what they would be named.

CFA: Cofferettes

ENG: Eau d’Awk

SAR: Cadaver N°5

SED: J’adore Crayola

SMG: Sex Panther

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The FreeP: Eau de Olde Pïzza

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