Editorial, Opinion

INTERROBANG

A Brazilian college student attempted to sell her virginity through an online auction last year. Since the deal was never consummated, according to the National Post, she is officially trying her luck again through her own website. So, we here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what prized posessions people at BU would auction off, if given the chance.  

SMG: Anything and everything.

COM: Their TI-83 calculators from high school.

SED: They won’t auction off anything, but they will trade their Fruit Roll-Ups for your pudding cup!

ENG: Their math skills to COM students.

BU Athletics: A date with Matt O’Connor.

President Brown: The wrestling team.

SAR: Confiscated cigarettes.

The FreeP: Our beds becuase we don’t sleep.

 

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