A 58 year-old St. Louis man sent cat poop to a prospective employer for not hiring him. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering how people at BU would get back at companies for not hiring them.
SMG: They would get the job … their Mom is probably the CEO.
COM: They would cut all their electronics chargers.
CFA: They would send them a piece of their ear.
ENG: They would use a drone to drop a bag of flaming dog poop at their front door.
President Brown: He would just buy out the company with our undergraduate student fee.
The FreeP: We would just accept it and come back and work at the FreeP. #FreePKidsAfraidToLeaveTheFreeP
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