A Florida woman was accused of torching a car after her boyfriend refused to buy her a McFlurry. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what irrational things people at BU would do if someone denied them something they really wanted.
SHA: Spit in their food.
COM: They would publish a defamatory article about him or her.
CFA: They would express their woes in a heartfelt monologue.
SMG: They would steal their identity and buy a bad stock.
SED: They would teach their children 1950s gender roles.
President Brown: He would raise tuition (but it would still be one of the lowest rates of increase among BU’s peers, of course).
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