A shirtless man holding a dog asked out a reporter during a live wildfire report outside of Los Angeles. We here at the ol’ Free Press wanted to know when would be the most inapproporate time to ask out people at BU.
CGS: During their Capstone oral presentation
SHA: While their soufflet falls
SMG: While peeling parking tickets off of their Corvettes
SAR: While relocating a dislocated shoulder
COM: During “finals”
ENG: That’s assuming they get asked out in the first place
President Brown: During his ice cream social
The FreeP: While news breaks
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