A 50-year-old British woman claims she has gone 40 years without smiling to avoid wrinkles. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what BU students would do to avoid wrinkles?
- SMG: Pay someone to laugh for them.
- President Brown: Too late.
- CFA: Cut their cigarette habit.
- COM: Stop squinting at their phone and computer screens.
- FitRec: Add a face-stretching PDP.
- ENG: 3–D print themselves a new face.
- School of Medicine: Steal Botox shots from the supply cabinets.
- FreeP: Get a full night’s sleep.
