Boston Mayor Martin Walsh issued a public request Monday for residents to stop jumping out of their windows and into the snow piles around the city. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what snow activities BU people might engage in that would anger the mayor.
- SMG: Use the snow as an ashtray.
- SHS: It’s probably closed, so nothing.
- CFA: Sculpt nude snowmen.
- ENG: Design snowball catapults to have the ultimate snowball fight.
- BU Athletics: Play the Beanpot on the Charles River.
- SHA: Airbnb igloos without permits.
- President Brown: President Brown does not go outside.
- FreeP: Order delivery during a travel ban because we’re too lazy to leave the office.
