Editorial, Opinion

INTERROBANG

In light of the celebrations that took place all over Boston yesterday, we here at the ol’ Free Press felt obligated to inform you how some of your ol’ time favorites spent their St. Patty’s day around town.

  • The School of Management celebrated by counting its green.
  • Sen. Scott Brown, R-Mass., celebrated with yet another nude spread in Cosmopolitan, only this time a modest four-leaf clover replaced his hand.
  • Dean of Students Kenneth Elmore celebrated with a trip to the local leprachaun shop to pick up some festive bow ties to add to his already extensive collection. He then took to Twitter, strangely enough, which is how we know this to be true.
  • BUPD and BPD hit up the BU Pub, the only on-campus bar where both their districts intersect.
  • Chi Phi celebrated at Suffolk District Court.
  • The College of General Studies celebrated by completing all of their assignments (our crossword puzzles) in green crayon.
  • Tuition celebrated by getting high.
  • Sleeper Hall celebrated by raising the roof.
  • The Daily Free Press joined journalists everywhere in celebrating with a liver transplant.
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