In light of Boston University’s needless cancellation of all classes post-2 p.m. yesterday in the face of a snow-less snow storm, we here at the ol’ Free Press would like to point out a few other things that the University has for no particular reason.
- It’s unnecessary to have a Beanpot if we’re going to lose.
- It’s unnecessary to have sports teams, but what would we do with CGS?
- It’s unnecessary to have the BU Shuttle when it won’t even take us to Super 88.
- It’s unnecessary to have the Quest at the BU Pub when most students will have already completed it by the end of freshman orientation.
- It’s unnecessary for BU to have 100 stops on the B Line.
- It’s unnecessary to have a Women’s Resource Center when you could just go to class.
- It’s unnecessary to have a university president when half of the students can’t even name him.
- It’s unnecessary to have a late night escort service when The Daily Free Press needs to be escorted home at six in the morning.
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