Now that Republicans will be taking control of the House of Representatives, we here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what the winners – and some of the losers – are up to now…
- Meg Whitman is forcing her illegal immigrant employees to bake enough cookies to finance a $140 million bake sale.
- Linda McMahon spent the entire day recovering from the people’s elbow.
- Rand Paul bowed down to Aqua Buddha.
- Christine O’Donnell turned Chris Coons into a newt, but he got better.
- Sharron Angle is still not talking to reporters, so for all we know she could be forming a militia right now.
- Ben Quayle is already the worst congressman elected in history.
- Now that the elections are over, The FreeP is trying to figure out what the f— we’re going to write about.
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