It may not have made sense to make an endorsement for this year’s Student Union elections, given that the Vision for BU slate is running unopposed, but we here at the ‘ol Free Press wondered who would be a good alternative to lead the Union. Here are our write-in options for president:
The president’s new dog, Bo Obama, should prove to be a natural leader, as long as he doesn’t hump the administration’s leg, unlike some past Union presidents we’ve seen.
BU spokesman Colin Riley would be a great candidate because he knows how to party, as he proved last weekend at the Frozen Four festivities in Washington, D.C.
Matt Seidel. Enough said.
The MBTA would be an excellent advocate for student rights, seeing as the public transit group is millions in debt, but at least it gets us somewhere.
The College of General Studies should be the voice of BU! If George W. Bush can be president, there’s hope for CGS students too!
The BU biolab, if elected, would guarantee more sick days for everyone!
Student porn magazines, though not an immediately obvious choice for Union e-board, would have no trouble assuming new positions. After years of knowing them, we can at least be sure of that much.
This week’s heroes, the Boston University men’s hockey team, has already done more that the past three years’ Unions combined. They bring us all the important things in life: cake, ice cream and parades!
And we here at the Ol’ Free Press think that we would be great at leading Student Union, if only because we will cleanly make the transition from teabagging to politics. Besides, if you don’t vote for us, we can (and will) take away your Sudoku. Make the right write-in choice, vote for us!
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