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INTERROBANG

This week, Facebook announced its plans to form its own Political Action Committee. So we here at the ol’ Free Press thought of things that BU would endorse if they had their own PACs.

  • SMG would endorse a candidate who would establish a corporate dictatorship in which every citizen must own a Blackberry.
  • BU sports fans would endorse Matt Gilroy, because he is a perfect human being.
  • Protesters of Chilean President Sebastián Piñera would even endorse Michele Bachmann over that guy.
  • CGS would endorse…wait, a PAC? What is that again?
  • CFA endorses no one, because government is way too mainstream.
  • Dean Elmore wouldn’t endorse anyone, but would hold a tweet-off for who would be the best candidate.
  • The Daily Free Press would endorse our hero, Professor Daly, along with his dog, Bella, for vice president.
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