Editorial, Opinion

INTERROBANG

This week, Boston University students were found trying to smuggle illegal substances across the Canadian border. So, we here at the ol’ Free Press wondered what other BU students would attempt to smuggle across the border.

  • COM students would smuggle in flannel-clad manly men.
  • SMG students would smuggle in illegal immigrants.
  • Dean Elmore would smuggle in Canada’s top PR experts.
  • CFA students would smuggle in hypodermic needles.
  • CGS students would smuggle in their own luggage.
  • BU Athletics would try to smuggle Corey Trivino back to campus.
  • The FreeP would smuggle in alcohol.
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