Editorial, Opinion


On Tuesday, President Barack Obama was elected to a second term. So, we here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering whom the schools would invite to their victory parties.


COM students would invite the Steve Jobs hologram.

CGS students would invite Barney.

CFA students would invite the Marlboro Man.

SMG students would invite Donald Trump.

BU Athletics would invite Mike Eruzione.

Dean Elmore would invite Louis Armstrong.

The FreeP would invite puppies.

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