INTERROBANG
It may not have made sense to make an endorsement for this year’s Student Union elections, given that the Vision for BU slate is running unopposed, but we here at the ‘ol Free Press wondered who would be a good alternative to lead the Union. Here are our write-in options for president:
REMMERT: 808s and fish sticks
What would we do without innovators? The John Lennons, the Jimmy Pages, the Marty McFlys (that’s if you believe ‘Back to Future’ actually happened) ‘- rock ‘n’ roll is full of innovators, and throughout the last 50 years, we have relied on rock pioneers to propel the course of music into uncharted waters.
KIRLAND: Maybe I’m missing out
I know I’m not a sports columnist, but I’ve got to give some props to our national championship-winning men’s hockey team. I also have to come clean and admit I wasn’t a big hockey fan until I watched the game last Saturday-a game that a lot of hockey experts are calling ‘the greatest collegiate hockey game ever played.’
KAZI: The royal flush
Internet comedy superstar Michael Kelly recently wrote to me with a stupendous discovery. His sailor uncle has a friend who was a steward on the Royal Yacht Britannia. This man owns a poo poo’d by the Queen of England.
Taking the money out of politics
If you think that in the midst of an economic meltdown spending almost $5 billion on election campaigns makes sense, then you can stop reading now. If you think it’s fine that over 90 percent of the races for Congress were won by the candidate who spent the most money, you can move on to the next perspective now.
