A handful of Massachusetts towns have come under fire recently for proposing bans on mild offenses such as swearing in public and using Styrofoam. So we here at the ‘ol Free Press wondered what each school would be prohibited from doing.
COM students be banned from tweeting in class.
ENG students would be banned from using the website DateMySchool.com.
CGS students would be banned from nap time.
CFA students would be banned from Urban Outfitters.
Dean Elmore would be banned from wearing bowties.
The FreeP would be banned from Bertucci’s.
