New Mexico State Police tracked down a truck driver who had run away after causing a one-car rollover accident on Saturday. The truck driver, who admitted he had been drunk, woke up seven hours after the accident in a field of donkeys. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering where Boston University people would wake up after a night of debauchery.
ENG: They didn’t wake up because they never fell asleep.
SHA: In the Ritz with a plate of muffins on their bedside table.
SMG: In a bank vault.
CFA: In a terrible rendition of “Legally Blonde: The Musical.”
CGS: In an inflatable bouncy house.
President Brown: In the morning feeling like P. Diddy.
FreeP: In the FreeP office…which happens often.
