A former UPS Inc. employee was arraigned Wednesday in Phoenix, Arizona for stealing a $160,000 diamond from an airport cargo package, which he later traded for $20 worth of weed. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what BU people would do if a priceless gem fell into their hands.
CGS: Trade it for a shiny new penny.
BU Dining: Pay off the debt from Lobster Night.
President Brown: Skip the diamond across the Charles River.
SAR: Buy more cadavers.
The Rats in Warren Towers: Pawn it for food.
BU Film Society: Toss it into the river, like Rose DeWitt Bukater from the film, Titanic.
FreeP: Purchase a UBurger cheeseburger for our Photo Editor, Emily.
