An Iowa man was jailed without bail Tuesday after allegedly assaulting his wife with a McDonald’s McChicken sandwich. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what the toy weapon of choice would be for people at BU.
- CGS: Safety scissors.
- President Brown: Mustache wax.
- COM: A Venti iced coffee.
- ENG: Their inflatable girlfriend.
- SMG: Daddy’s bodyguard.
- BU Housing: Confiscated Keurigs.
- CFA: Their diplomas.
- FreeP: The old, dusty iMacs in the newsroom.
