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INTERROBANG

A New York man hired an excavator and bulldozed his home Monday without telling his wife, the legal owner of the property. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what BU people would do without telling their significant other?

  • SMG: Sell the Maserati.
  • President Brown: Appear at a City Council hearing.
  • COM: Mute their significant other on Twitter.
  • CGS: Declare a major.
  • ENG: What significant other?
  • CFA: Quit their job waiting tables.
  • Jack Eichel: Transfer to Boston College.
  • FreeP: Move into the FreeP office.
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