This week, the nation tuned in to the much-anticipated VP debate between U.S. Sen. Joe Biden and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. There were many memorable and quotable moments, but we at the ol’ Free Press couldn’t help but feel a little jealous when Gov. Palin gave a ‘shout-out’ to a particular third grade class. Why won’t you respond to out letters, Sarah?
This televised shout-out was only the tip of the melting iceburg: We created a list of other forgotten mopes who deserve the would-be VP’s attention:
To the Russians – they can hear you from your house, too!
To President Bush ‘- for teaching me how to mispronounce ‘nuclear.’ The Russians will surely be impressed.
To John McCain ‘- for winning a war that the U.S. lost.
To Tina Fey, for knowing more about foreign policy than me.
To all the expectant mothers in CGS.
To the Free Press ‘- -for helping keep down the nation’s pregnancy rate.
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I’m not in CGS, I’m in COM, but I find the crack at CGS females particularly offensive. This is an all-time low for the Daily Free Press. Making a crack at CGS for pregnancy? That isn’t even remotely funny. Usually your humor is quite accurate, but this just crossed the line.