n In response to March 27’s “Iggy and Rolf” cartoon “10 rules for dating a sorority girl” by Derek Larson, (pg. 7) I’ve prepared these 10 rules, a spoof of Larson’s cartoon:

“10 rules for dating Derek Larson”

10. Try not to use the word “dumped,” lest he have a relapse of memories of sorority girls who rejected him …

9. Remember to use the phrases “But I think you’re cute” and “Don’t worry about what everyone else says” as much as possible …

8. It’s good to be easy …

7. It’s good to let him pay you …

6. Never let him eat lunch with you at the GSU — he’ll hit on all your sisters …

5. Never ask him to Copperfield’s you’ll run into every girl that he tried to hook up with and failed miserably …

4. Walmart, Walmart, Walmart …

3. Remember it’s not pornography, it’s art …

2. If you thought BU was expensive, watch how much he spends at the strip club!

1. Finally, make sure you wear a paper bag over your head in the bedroom … he’ll be bragging about his first time in The Daily Free Press!

Or better, yet, why waste your time?

Jennifer LeVarge

SED ’05

Sisterhood Chair,

Sigma Kappa Sorority