This week, The Wall Street Journal published preliminary poll numbers for the race for the Republican presidential nomination, with Donald Trump and Mike Huckabee tying for second place behind Mitt Romney. So we here at the ol’ Free Press pointed out some other ridiculous two-way ties.
- Dean Elmore and Shaq tie for shininess.
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CGS and the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids who Can’t Read Good tie in tests for literary aptitude.
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CFA and Rebecca Black tie in levels of ambition…which seat will they take?
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Coach Jack Parker and Boston University almost tie for age. BU wins by one day.
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SMG and dementors tie for soul-sucking.
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The Daily Free Press and BU Today tie in YouSpeak videos…just kidding, the FreeP doesn’t produce anything that stupid.
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Picking on CFA eh? Well, I would say the financial and management gurus are the ones who got us into this economic mess. More art, theatre, music and drama, please. And by all means, more journalism.