This week, Boston University Professor Kotlikoff wants to run for President with a platform focused on the economy. So we here at the ol’ Free Press thought of platforms people at BU would use in their campaigns.
- SMG students would privatize everything.
- ENG students would have a platform nobody else understood.
- Greek life members would promote Longchamp bags for everyone.
- CGS students would literally build a platform.
- Dean Elmore would campaign solely on Twitter.
- COM students would want to improve employment opportunity.
- The FreeP would make TITS safe again (see crime logs).
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