After leading police on a wild chase through Del Ray Beach, Florida, on Aug. 26, suspected criminal Daniel Pinedo Velapatino became distracted from his escape when he encountered the adorable kittens living in the home he was hiding in, giving the homeowners time to call the police to arrest him. We here at the ol’ Free Press would like to know what would distract people at BU from a chase.
COM: Adding a selfie of the chase to their Snapchat story
CGS: Something shiny
SHA: Complementary mini-muffins
Freshmen: Using campus maps to figure out where they are
Dean Elmore: Making a Spotify playlist to serve as his soundtrack for the chase
CFA: A sale on cigarettes
The FreeP: Bertucci’s rolls and fires in Allston
