Editorial, Opinion


Hasbro, maker of the game Monopoly, has announced that it plans to nix the iron player token in favor of a cat. We here at the Ol’ Free Press wondered what the schools of BU would be if they were a Monopoly piece…


COM : The Twitter bird.

SMG : They don’t play for fake money.

CGS : The cat because they can’t think of anything else.

CFA : The McDonald’s Arches. It’s ironic.

ENG : A bra.

BU Athletics : Not invited because they’ve had enough devestating losses for one week.

Dean Elmore : A toupee.

The FreeP : A paycheck.

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