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Authorities say a New Mexico woman reported she was speeding to get away from a gunman … but the gunman didn’t actually exist. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what people at BU would do to get out of a speeding ticket. 

SMG: Cops wouldn’t be able to catch up to their Nissan GTRs.

ENG: Shine a laser in the police officer’s eyes and speed away.

BU Athletics: Flex. It’s hypnotizing.

President Brown: He’d pay for the ticket with his own money (which is partially funded by the undergraduate student fee).

The FreeP: Just accept the ticket because we’re on deadline.

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