Editorial, Opinion


A Minnesota groom forgot his pants on his wedding day. A special courier flew 11 hours from the store to personally deliver the groom his pants at his destination wedding in Costa Rica. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what important thing people at BU would forget on their wedding days. 

SMG: To sign their prenuptial agreements.

ENG: The battery to their robot fiancé.

COM: To take the lens cap off while recording the ceremony

SHA: To make a reservation for the hotel where they are holding the ceremony.

CFA: They would purposely forget their pants to be ironic.

President Brown: He would forget to tell us the wedding was funded by our undergraduate student fee.

The FreeP: To invite our editor.

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