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A Lincoln, Neb. mother frantically searched for her missing 3-year old son only to find him stuck in an arcade crane machine. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering where people at BU might find themselves stuck.

COM: In a statistics class

CFA: In an existential crisis

CGS: In a paper bag

SAR: In a fat camp (but only if they didn’t eat Sargent Choice)

Classics Department: In the past

Dean Elmore: In the BU Pub

FreeP: In the FreeP office … for days

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