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INTERROBANG

A former UPS Inc. employee was arraigned Wednesday in Phoenix, Arizona for stealing a $160,000 diamond from an airport cargo package, which he later traded for $20 worth of weed. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what BU people would do if a priceless gem fell into their hands.

CGS: Trade it for a shiny new penny.

BU Dining: Pay off the debt from Lobster Night.

President Brown: Skip the diamond across the Charles River.

SAR: Buy more cadavers.

The Rats in Warren Towers: Pawn it for food.

BU Film Society: Toss it into the river, like Rose DeWitt Bukater from the film, Titanic.

FreeP: Purchase a UBurger cheeseburger for our Photo Editor, Emily.

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