Some students were upset by BU Today’s webcams posted up around campus. We here at the ol’ Free Press got hold of the tapes BU didn’t want you to see.

At 9 p.m. Wednesday, a webcam placed on the eighth floor of 1 Sherborn St. found President Brown passing Go with his speedy silver car. The camera was later taken down to prevent thieves from finding a way to chip the gold off the walls.

Later that night, another webcam over Myles Standish caught several shifty looking students stealing plasma packets from the scene of an earlier Red Cross blood drive. BUPD later confirmed the thieves attend SMG. No charges were pressed.

At 2:14 p.m., a camera in the Photonics Center caught an illegal photo shoot for college porn magazine Boink. Among the models were Tyra Bank’s short casting rejects

One hour later, a webcam at the BU Academy found Student Union President Adil Yunis rolling a wheelbarrow full of Union proposals before dumping them off the BU Bridge.

Before being removed, the camera over the GSU lobby showed internship placement companies soliciting rich students for summer jobs at $5,000 a pop. The last student to sign up was later seen earning valuable copy-paste skills formatting administration policies into articles for BU Today.

At approximately 6:30 a.m., a camera pointed at Kenmore Square captured several Daily Free Press staffers walking in broad daylight, running for cover while shielding their skin from the blinding rays.