When one of the student body’s biggest fears was realized and Boston University administration cut print quotas and eliminated ResNet computer labs, inquiring minds at The Daily Free Press couldn’t help but wonder: if in this city, you’re either in or you’re out, what’s next on the list to be offed?

Former Student Union Vice President Amy Mahler, for putting Brooklyn before BU. Oh . . . too late.

T stops along the Green Line, before more rogue trains take it upon themselves to derail.

StuVi 2 — if BU dorms are becoming so opulent, administration can still impress people, while saving money on marble tiling and balcony swimming pools, by cutting it down to StuVi 1.5.

The energy powering the hot dog machines at Splash could’ve been cut down a little to prevent a costly, albeit Kosher, clean-up.

Classes. We know it’s only the first week, but they’re already kind of a drag.

CGS might consider cutting its A.M. kindergarten program.

As for us, we’ll just cut our seventh Interrobang joke to save some ink.