On Sunday, Osama bin Laden was shot and killed in a compound in Pakinstan. So we here at the ol’ Free Press thought of where people  at BU may have thought he was hiding.

• Dean Elmore thought he was in the Charles River so he offered to jump in it and fish him out of there.
• CGS students thought he was in the White House because they kept spelling “Obama” wrong.
• SMG students could only think about the reward they would receive from catching him.
• COM students thought Dean Vigil caught him on Facebook during COM 101 lecture and put him in college detention.
• Pat Chambers thought he was hiding in section 108 at a basketball game at Agganis because no one else was there.
• Some students might have thought he was hiding in that uninhabited cave in the GSU basement. Oh, sorry, that’s the Student Union office.
• The Daily Free Press thought he was at the bottom of that champagne bottle…so we guess we have to drink it all, then.