This week, the Democratic Party held its National Convention in Charlotte, N.C. So, we here at the ‘ol Free Press wondered what demands BU students would make of their candidate.
COM students would want to replace Joe Biden with a Tupac hologram.
Hillel House would demand that latkas be the national food.
SMG students would bring up luxury taxes on corporations.
CFA students would argue for lax tobacco laws.
CGS students would demand Americans have mandatory naptime.
Dean Elmore would try to change the DNC to a coffee and conversation.
The FreeP would request the drinking age be lowered in time for FreeP Fridays.
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