Editorial

INTERROBANG

This week, Tri Delta sororities across the country banned discussions about weight during Fat Talk Free Week. So we here at the ol’ Free Press discussed what other sort of talk should be banned on BU’s campus.

  • Everyone needs to stop talking about vajazzling.
  • CGS students should be permanently banned from whining about how difficult their classes are.
  • COM students should be forbidden from complaining about their two math and science requirements.
  • The field hockey team should stop talking about their midterms. We all have them.
  • Scientologists should just stop talking altogether.
  • Gay people in the army should probably continue not to talk. Sadly.
  • BU Today needs to be quiet and have a drink.
  • The Daily Free Press shouldn’t talk about condoms. It just gets awkward.
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