In our present day, our market is increasingly saturated with pumpkin spice and everything nice. Hummus, spam, protein shakes, Jell-O, hot chocolate, hard seltzers, marshmallows and even mac and cheese have sprung from this feverous frenzy.

The return to campus is always filled with excitement. Backs aching from moving heavy boxes, credit cards maxed out from buying books, parents shedding both a tear and a sigh of relief. School starting...