Editorial, Opinion

INTERROBANG

On Friday at 12:01, “The Hunger Games,” the first installment of Suzanne Collins trilogy, is hitting the silver screens. So we at the ol’ Free Press wondered what people at BU would use as their weapons of choice to kill their opponents  in the arena.

  • SMG students would pay off all the sponsors.
  • ENG students would make a deadly force field.
  • CGS students would be confused from the start and be the first to die.
  • BU Athletics would cut jugulars with their skates.
  • CFA students would burn people with their cigarettes.
  • Dean Elmore would scald people with hot coffee.
  • The FreeP would kill everyone in their sleep because we don’t get any — sleep, that is.
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