After her boyfriend dumped her, Tan Shen, 26, from Chengdu, China spent every hour of the past week in a Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurant eating chicken wings to ease the pain. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering how people at BU would cope with a nasty breakup:
- COM: Organize a massive subtweet campaign complete with an angry hashtag.
- CFA: Cut off their ear and send it to their ex.
- ENG: Engineer a human-like figure, name it Frankenstein and marry it.
- SAR: Gorge themselves on carrot sticks and hummus, and feel guilty about it later.
- SED: Teach the ex a lesson.
- President Brown: Raise tuition…again.
- BU Athletics: GET SWOLL.
- FreeP: Write a slanderous column about our ex while using old newspapers for tissues.
