In case you weren’t on social media at all on Wednesday, Zayn Malik, the best-looking and most important member of One Direction, announced that he has left the band. We here at the ol’ Free Press were wondering what BU people did in reaction to Malik’s departure?
- COM: Started writing #ZaynTogether on their Starbucks cups.
- President Brown: Cried into his moustache and raised tuition.
- CFA: Cut off their ears and sent them to Zayn.
- ENG: 3-D print a new Zayn.
- BU Athletics: Get Jack Eichel to replace him.
- SMG: Buy him back.
- Tammy Vigil: Objectify him in her PowerPoint presentations.
- FreeP: Eat our feelings in falafel (mostly Casey).
